Aloha, mortals. It is I, Allison. I’m 17, and I currently reside in the non-NYC part of New York. Things I love include Harry Potter, Pokemon, books, history, Star Trek, Stephen Fry, fanfiction, weird science, fucking with people, inapropriately short skirts, cats, fandom, anime, Neopets, Studio Ghibli, and being a troll. SLYTHERIN{ wear }Tumblr (3.0; @doctorfreud)http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/<p>Follow my new one! <a href="http://whinyteenagebullshit.tumblr.com">Here it is.</a></p>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/33101651636http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/33101651636Sun, 07 Oct 2012 15:07:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwe0w3zOT1r5h6wvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19501903088http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19501903088Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:12:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvkauv0pE1qaprcno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19498692824http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19498692824Sun, 18 Mar 2012 01:36:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vsdaOoBG1qhvs73o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19463002617http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19463002617Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:24:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rircjRwE1rrrqcao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19450989165http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19450989165Sat, 17 Mar 2012 10:10:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dvc5xPVi1qlknxjo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19449238520http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19449238520Sat, 17 Mar 2012 09:14:05 -0400person: but that pairing doesn't make sense.........<br /> me: shh<br /> me: shhhhhh<br /> me: pulls close and whispers<br /> me: anything is possible if u believe<br /> me: (ﾉ-ヮ-)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19447885985http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19447885985Sat, 17 Mar 2012 08:19:06 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bendydickcumonmyback.tumblr.com/post/19155551594/good-luck-next-tuesday-i-hope-the-audience-brings">bendydickcumonmyback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of</p> <p><em>IBUPROFEN</em></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qzy7gajQ1qeklrh.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19446754588http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19446754588Sat, 17 Mar 2012 07:23:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq1ohnvAK1r1gxz0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19445802065http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19445802065Sat, 17 Mar 2012 06:28:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j5lkfbHp1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19444899287http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19444899287Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:33:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i24zpeqr1qzvx7mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19443962037http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19443962037Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:37:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wjimpFQU1qh9ojko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://splendick.tumblr.com/post/19324035291">splendick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gildings.tumblr.com/post/19320579168/nissin-cup-noodles-by-hanabi-sky-on-flickr">gildings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hanabi-sky/5519048446/" title="Nissin cup noodles">Nissin cup noodles</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hanabi-sky/">HANABI-SKY</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote> <p>oh hey meet my wife</p> </blockquote>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19442928483http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19442928483Sat, 17 Mar 2012 03:42:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdzbgIhKL1qazhb2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdzbgIhKL1qazhb2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdzbgIhKL1qazhb2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdzbgIhKL1qazhb2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdzbgIhKL1qazhb2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdzbgIhKL1qazhb2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19441656762http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19441656762Sat, 17 Mar 2012 02:47:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxiaudr6ml1qfhzgyo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxiaudr6ml1qfhzgyo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19439997901http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19439997901Sat, 17 Mar 2012 01:51:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abusivemom.tumblr.com/post/19389995957/tumblr-at-3am-is-like-walmart-at-3am-u-can-do">abusivemom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tumblr at 3am is like walmart at 3am </p> <p>u can do whatever you want and nobody gives a shit </p> </blockquote>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19437887494http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19437887494Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:56:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bw5q7AmA1qmusxyo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19433233480http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19433233480Fri, 16 Mar 2012 23:22:05 -0400Waiter: What would you like?<br /> Me: Well, I was in the mood for some internal misogyny.<br /> Waiter: We have a fine Bachmann 2012. Not as spicy as the Palin '08 but...<br /> Me: Well actually, do you have anything with really strong tinges of racism?<br /> Waiter: Well the Paul '88 was, of course, legendary. The racism in the Paul '12 is much more subtle but make no mistake, it's still there. The Paul doesn't really work without at least a hint of racism on the nose. I also hear the Perry is...<br /> Me: You know, I haven't had anything with a strong misplaced family values base since the Bush '04.<br /> Waiter: Oh well then, sir, you'll want to sample both the Romney and the Gingrich. Although, while they both say 'contains family values' on the label, you really have to hold it back in the throat and inhale to even find a trace of it.<br /> Me: What if I just want something kind of different but vaguely familiar at the same time, that will leave me somewhat confused or possibly disturbed?<br /> Waiter: The Cain is new but I doubt it'll stay in stock long.<br /> Me: I dunno, Do you have anything frothy?<br /> Waiter: It's your lucky day.http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19430785596http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19430785596Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:40:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y6o6DZPL1rqmm3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://catonhottinroof.tumblr.com/post/19364390752/eugene-delacroix-hamlet-and-horatio-at-the" class="tumblr_blog">catonhottinroof</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Eugene Delacroix  Hamlet and Horatio at the Cemetary, 1839 </p></blockquote>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19430471359http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19430471359Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:35:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zl6wOPoF1qfrrv2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19428147036http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19428147036Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:55:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0utpm4YQB1qckd2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19424568527http://doctorfreud.tumblr.com/post/19424568527Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:52:03 -0400